News of the Weird

Bible-Belt Honesty: Clarence Burnett, 25, sitting for a polygraph test for a sheriff's deputy's job in Pensacola, Fla., admitted that he has possessed child pornography. His interview turned out badly, but at least he passed the polygraph. ... Said he: "[W]hen I was in middle school, I used to get grades that were good enough to enter a really good university. It is because of the influence of pornography on the Internet that I was only able to go to junior college. ...